Acid Rain & Water Quality Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Acid Rain Cartoon 0644: "Singing in the Acid Rain." Gene Kelly dances with an umbrella full of holes.

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Science Cartoon 7084: “Sign #93 that you’re dealing with somebody who’s hazy on the science.” Someone asks, “What's the big deal about acid rain? Can’t we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?”

Acid Rain Cartoon 0640: A space alien on Saturn says to another, "Nothing like a romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain."

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Environment Cartoon 9203: A sign on a farm says, "We protect the environment and only irrigate with water fish have rejected for their own use.

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Water Cartoon 8267: A) A man looking in a medicine cabinet in his bathroom says, "Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date." B) He flushes them down the toilet." C) "Meanwhile." A crab reading a newspaper in a lake says to a fish, "Says here that drugs flushed down toilets can make their way into rivers and lakes." D) “Happy as clams explained."

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Biology Cartoon 1933: "Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises." Bacteria in a Petri dish exercise in leotards.

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Environment Cartoon 1432: A swimmer says, "One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun."

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Crab Cartoon 7975: A woman on the phone says of a giant crab sitting in her living room, “He sidled in, said there’s not enough oxygen at his place and that he’s staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.”

Plumbing Cartoon 2407: Putting an alligator into a toilet a plumber says to a man, "Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins."

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Water Cartoon 7959: Two hoses, one labeled "H2" and the other "O".

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist