Anthropology Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Anthropology Cartoon 7713: A cannibal saying to another, "I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research."
Anthropology Cartoon 6523: A caveman in a bearskin saying to a man at a high school reunion, "I went into hunting and gathering. And you?"
Anthropology Cartoon 5268: "Modern Foraging Techniques." In the woods an Indian stands in front of a refrigerator trying to figure out what to snack on.
Africa Cartoon 2550: Stanley in the jungle meeting a man in a safari outfit saying, "Dr. Livingstone, I Presume?" The man says, "No, Eddie Feinstein of New Jersey."
Dental Cartoon 8675: "Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers." An explorer and Sherpa are in a jungle where instead of trees there are huge dental instruments.
Fire Cartoon 3722: A sign in a cave says, "No Smoking by Order of the Fire Marshall." "Why this tribe was late in discovering fire."
Diet Cartoon 9272: A man BBQing a steak says to a caveman, “I assume you’re on the paleo diet.”
Drug Cartoon 4049: A native watching TV on an island sees a commercial, “Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.”
Explorer Cartoon 5841: A sign in the middle of nowhere says, "Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969."
Education Cartoon 1784: A teacher saying, "Class, due to the back to basics movement, we're going to learn how to start fires by rubbing sticks and how to hunt mammoths."
Recently Uploaded Cartoons
***
Rates
(ridiculously cheap)***
Tip Jar
If you laughed while here, why not buy me a beer?
Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
***
yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
***
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker
***
All work on this page is copyright protected.
Reproduction via all means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist.
copyright by
Theresa (T-) McCracken
Copyright by T. McCracken