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Botany Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Forestry Cartoon 1818

Forestry Cartoon 1818: A monk looking at puny seedlings. "Mendel wonders if his heredity experiments might go faster if he used something other than redwood trees."

 

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Botany Cartoon 7317

Botany Cartoon 7317: Someone looking at a fairy tale like humongous plant asking a small boy, "So, Jack, is this bean stalk an introduced species?"

 

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Plant Cartoon 7649
Plant Cartoon 7649: Behind a truck that says, "Plant Doctor" is one that says, "Plant Dentist." Someone explains, “She works with carnivorous plants.”

 

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Allergy Cartoon 2766
Allergy Cartoon 2766: "A heavy pollen count." A man is covered with two foot balls of pollen.

 

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Horticulture Cartoon 3931
Horticulture Cartoon 3931: "Horti-Culture." Sunflowers play the violin, paint and read Shakespeare.

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Mushroom Cartoon 9154

Mushroom Cartoon 9154: A mushroom panhandling has a sign, "Will Work For Manure."

 

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Battery Cartoon 7253

Battery Cartoon 7253: "Where Are They Now." "Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries."

 

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Crop Cartoon 7316
Crop Cartoon 7316: Someone stranded on a desert island (not even a blade of grass in sight) seeing a flying saucer from the "Galactic Seed Company" crying, "What luck!" Also washed on shore is a newspaper with the headline: "Exotic species? Good or bad?"

 

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Corn Cartoon 7107

Corn Cartoon 7107: "A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn." An ear of corn with an sneer on it.

 

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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