Botany Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Forestry Cartoon 1818: A monk looking at puny seedlings. "Mendel wonders if his heredity experiments might go faster if he used something other than redwood trees."
Botany Cartoon 7317: Someone looking at a fairy tale like humongous plant asking a small boy, "So, Jack, is this bean stalk an introduced species?"
Plant Cartoon 7649: Behind a truck that says, "Plant Doctor" is one that says, "Plant Dentist." Someone explains, “She works with carnivorous plants.”
Allergy Cartoon 2766: "A heavy pollen count." A man is covered with two foot balls of pollen.
Horticulture Cartoon 3931: "Horti-Culture." Sunflowers play the violin, paint and read Shakespeare.
Mushroom Cartoon 9154: A mushroom panhandling has a sign, "Will Work For Manure."
Battery Cartoon 7253: "Where Are They Now." "Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries."
Crop Cartoon 7316: Someone stranded on a desert island (not even a blade of grass in sight) seeing a flying saucer from the "Galactic Seed Company" crying, "What luck!" Also washed on shore is a newspaper with the headline: "Exotic species? Good or bad?"
Corn Cartoon 7107: "A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn." An ear of corn with an sneer on it.
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
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