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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Fire Cartoon 5029
Fire Cartoon 5029: A caveman asking Smokey Bear, "Only I can prevent forest fires? What's fire?"

 

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Employment Cartoon 7207

Employment Cartoon 7207: An executive says to a caveman whose knuckles are dragging on the floor says, "I'm sorry, Thag, but we're going to have to let you go. You just don't walk the walk or talk the talk."

 

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Editing Cartoon 9140

Editing Cartoon 9140: A caveman surrounded by stone tablets and chiseling on one and says to another, "I'm cutting and pasting as fast as I can."

 

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Personal Ad Cartoon 9365

Personal Ad Cartoon 9365: “Early Sexting” A caveman reads on a cave wall, “Gatherer in search of hunter. Leave pictograph of your spear.”

 

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Evolution Cartoon 6522

Evolution Cartoon 6522: A caveman saying to his daughter's date, "Just get her home before she evolves."

 

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Library Cartoon 7708

Library Cartoon 7708: "The First Banned Book." A caveman with a club is about to smash a stone tablet with writing on it.

 

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Diet Cartoon 9272

Diet Cartoon 9272: A man BBQing a steak says to a caveman, “I assume you’re on the paleo diet.”

 

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Caveman Cartoon 5859

Caveman Cartoon 5859: "The Neanderthal Swiss Army Knife." A caveman flicks open a knife that has a club and a spear in it.

 

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Weapons Cartoon 1948

Weapons Cartoon 1948: When a caveman throws a rock another says, “You know, if we let him throw another he'll eventually want a rocket launcher.”

 

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Sundial Cartoon 4319
Sundial Cartoon 4319: A caveman placing rocks around a sundial says, "We're going to rock around the clock."

 

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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