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by T- McCracken
Dancer Cartoon 9752: "Restless leg syndrome at an inopportune time." A leg of a dancer in a chorus line flails about and accidentally kicks another dancer.
Art Cartoon 9753: The Venus de Milo looking for her arms in the Louvre Lost and Found.
Medicare Cartoon 9751: Santa at a desk covered in forms hears on the phone, "Medicare Open Enrollment Hotline. Before we hang up on you after 23 hours on hold, would you like to listen to Jingle Bell variations, Bagpipe and Accordion duets, a mixed tape found in a dumpster, ..."
Computer Cartoon 9659: "And on the eighth day God clicked Un-Do." God's hand hovers over a keyboard.
Amish Cartoon 9604: A horse driving a Model T- tows an Amish buggy.
Motorcycle Cartoon 6682: At a "Bug Crossing" road sign a highway patrolman's motorcycle's windshield has a huge splat on it.
Nap Cartoon 5885: Someone in bed reads a book "Power Napping."
Cholesterol Cartoon 5034: The Tin Man eating a bran muffin says to Dorothy, "With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."
Management Cartoon 4875: At a board meeting, the chairman shoots an employee and asks, "Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"
Fish Cartoon 4843: In a room where a fishbowl has been broken and big wet footprints go to a broken window a woman says, "From now on we only drink bottled water."
Bird Cartoon 4783: A bird pulling up a worm in the dark as her chicks squawk says, "I hate 2:00 am feedings."
Pet Cartoon 4762: A woman scrapes food from her bowl into her dog's bowl as the dog scrapes his food into the cat's bowl as the cat scrapes it into a mouse's hole.
Cooking Cartoon 4527: At a restaurant with "Country Style Cooking" a man grimaces and asks, "But from what country?"
Bar Cartoon 4258: The Seven Dwarfs are in a bar at Happy hour. Grumpy asks the bartender, "I wait and wait for grumpy hour and the longer I wait the grumpier I get."
Salad Cartoon 4257: At a "Salad Bar" a bartender handing a huge glass to a drinker says, "Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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