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Medical Cartoon 9634: “Patient confidentiality laws kept doctors from telling anyone about Bruce Wayne’s physical.” A doctor using an otoscope to check in an ear of a man sees the Bat Signal shine out of the other ear.

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Teacher Cartoon 9635: A man holding a bottle of wine and a glass asks an exhausted woman crawling through the door, “First day of school and you’ve already got problem students?”

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Pig Cartoon 9636: A pig sitting on an examination table says to a doctor laughing uncontrollably, “Doctor, I had hoped you’d handle the irony of me pulling a hamstring a bit more professionally.”

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Prescription Cartoon 9637: A doctor pushing a wheelbarrow containing a humongous pill says to a patient, “This pill is the only thing that will cure you. The good news is that it’s up to you whether or not you take it orally.”

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Parrot Cartoon 9639: A parrot says to a man in a fancy living room, “Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"

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Computer Cartoon 9640: A little kid getting off a school bus says to his mother, “What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school’s computers back online.”

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Horsey Cartoon 9641: A woman with kids in front of a grocery store says of her husband riding a coin-operated horsey ride, “It’s the only way I can get him to come shopping with me.”

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Medication Cartoon 9643: As a mom offers cake to a sick boy a dog says to him, “Speaking from experience, if I were you, I’d check that cake for a hidden pill.”

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Dog Cartoon 9649: A man says to a dog with a newspaper in its mouth who hangs from a drone, “Can’t you bring the paper like a normal dog?”

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Dog Cartoon 9650: A man fishes from a boat whose names are various women’s names crossed out: Martha and Dog where Martha and are crossed out, Carla and Dog, where Carla and is crossed out, etc., until finally the boat is just named Dog.

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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All work on this page is copyright protected.

If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by fines and federal imprisonment.

Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include: All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by Theresa (T-) McCracken. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon first. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are pursued by CartoonStock Enforcement.