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by T- McCracken

 

Diet Cartoon 2198

Diet Cartoon 2198: A sign at Dr. Odies Diet Clinic says, "Closed. Out to fast."

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Office Cartoon 1924

Office Cartoon 1924: An executive shakes hands with a man and says, "Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

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Vice Cartoon 1733

Vice Cartoon 1733: In front of a "Topless Bar" legs run with no torsos. A police officer says to another, "Technically I don't think they're breaking any laws."

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Evolution Cartoon 1581

Evolution Cartoon 1581: A frog says to another, "So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."

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Artist Cartoon 1543

Artist Cartoon 1543: Artists' Phones. The Picasso Phone is cubist in style, The Jackson Pollock Phone has a big splotch for a dial, and the Salvador Dali Phone is drooping.

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Tennis Cartoon 1486

Tennis Cartoon 1486: A man being bitten by his teammate says, "This is the last time we play mixed divorce tennis."

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Fish Cartoon 1484

Fish Cartoon 1484: A fish swims while wearing radio headphones.

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Sumo Cartoon 1471

Sumo Cartoon 1471: A "Weight Reducing Clinic" has a sign pointing next door to a sign that says "Plan B, Sumo Wrestling Classes."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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