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Titanic Cartoon 9733: A kid telling a story around a campfire says, "My grandmother saw the Titanic. She tried to warn everybody it was going to sink, but nobody listened. Finally, she screamed, it's going to sink! Then the usher kicked her out of the theater."

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Vegetarian Cartoon 9734: A pig serving people in a barn says, "May I suggest our vegetarian sausage?" while a chicken who's also a waiter walks by and shouts, "And certainly don't try the chicken & waffles."

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Music Cartoon 9735: A woman pulling into her driveway says to a burglar sneaking out with a filled sack: "Please tell me one of the things in that sack is my husband's accordion?"

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Soap Opera Cartoon: 9747: A parrot says to a woman rushing in,"You missed an amazing episode of our soap. No one had amnesia, evil twins, or an affair. A nurse dropped a bed, though."

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Dog Cartoon 9748: A psychiatrist says to a dog on the couch, "So you're saying you're anxious and depressed?" The dog says, "It's more nuanced than that. More like botheration and disquietude."

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Autonomous Car Cartoon 9474: A woman says of cars stacked on each other, “Autonomous cars should do some things in private.”

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Uber Cartoon 9440: A bear driving a taxi, Ubear.

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Fat Cartoon 7609: At a store next to "Fat Free Food" is "Food Free Fat."

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Wedding Cartoon 6780: A fish says to another, "It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

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Autopsy Cartoon 4094: Of a man whose been crushed by a tree a doctor says, “Death appears to be due to natural causes.”

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Stock Market Cartoon 4013: A man on a beach listens to a seashell that says, “IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... “

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Fish Cartoon 3514: A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

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Falling Rock Cartoon 3352: In the middle of a flat desert a highway sign says, “Falling Rock Zone.” A meteor is about to fall on a car from the sky.

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Train Cartoon 3230: A cow driving a car stuck on a railroad track says, "Of all the times to stall."

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Clock Cartoon 3212: A “Grandfather Clock” is next to a “Grandson Clock”, a clock with a digital face.

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