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by T- McCracken
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Contact Lens Cartoon 4360: A desert crawler says, "Damn. I dropped my contact lens, and now I can't see that mirage."
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Psychiatrist Cartoon 4168: A psychiatrist's fee schedule says, "Per Hour Charges: Insecurities $125, Angst $150, Latent Hostility $175."
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Coffee Cartoon 4146: A man says, "I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."
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Polling Cartoon 4145: A man at a door says, "I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."
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Cooking Cartoon 4088: A cook at diner that has "Mom's Home Cooking" in the window says, "Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."
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Wheelchair Cartoon 4040: "Before Man Walked Upright." A caveman is in a wheelchair.
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Investor Cartoon 3988: A short man sees a financial consultant, "Small investors Broker."
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Diet Cartoon 3978: A shopper looks at a can label, "Diet Meal, Calories: 5, Calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."
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Cow Cartoon 3935: "A Domestic Animal." A cow wearing an apron stands on two legs and serves a farm couple tea.
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Religion Cartoon 3908: A clergyman holding up a sheet of paper says, "It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist
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