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Contact Lens Cartoon 4360

Contact Lens Cartoon 4360: A desert crawler says, "Damn. I dropped my contact lens, and now I can't see that mirage."

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Psychiatrist Cartoon 4168

Psychiatrist Cartoon 4168: A psychiatrist's fee schedule says, "Per Hour Charges: Insecurities $125, Angst $150, Latent Hostility $175."

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Coffee Cartoon 4146

Coffee Cartoon 4146: A man says, "I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."

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Polling Cartoon 4145

Polling Cartoon 4145: A man at a door says, "I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."

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Cooking Cartoon 4088

Cooking Cartoon 4088: A cook at diner that has "Mom's Home Cooking" in the window says, "Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."

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Wheelchair Cartoon 4040

Wheelchair Cartoon 4040: "Before Man Walked Upright." A caveman is in a wheelchair.

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Investor Cartoon 3988

Investor Cartoon 3988: A short man sees a financial consultant, "Small investors Broker."

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Diet Cartoon 3978

Diet Cartoon 3978: A shopper looks at a can label, "Diet Meal, Calories: 5, Calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."

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Cow Cartoon 3935

Cow Cartoon 3935: "A Domestic Animal." A cow wearing an apron stands on two legs and serves a farm couple tea.

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Religion Cartoon 3908

Religion Cartoon 3908: A clergyman holding up a sheet of paper says, "It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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