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by T- McCracken
Doctor Cartoon 2062: A doctor says of a woman with a crystal ball, “Natasha cuts diagnosis costs.”
Mermaid Cartoon 1589: In the ocean, a mermaid sits on a rock looking at a creature with a fish’s head and a woman’s legs.
Artist Cartoon 1540: “A Rude Model.” A model says to a painter, “You’re an untalented big nosed painter.”
Religion Cartoon 6833: God to Moses, "Take two tablets and call me in the morning.”
Dude Ranch Cartoon 4690: “Dude Ranch.” Cowboys sit in a field grazing and chewing handfuls of grass.
Relationship Cartoon 2491: A woman who arrives at a party with two dates: one a dignified man, the other a beer swigging slob. She asks, “Have you met my insignificant other?”
Journalist Cartoon 1448: Shakespeare on the phone, “Uh huh. Uh huh Wait. Is that ‘to be or not to be' statement on or off the record?"
Economics Cartoon 3996: A banker looking at a monk with a crow quill pen doing the books says, "Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."
Executive Cartoon 2070: At a business meeting a manager says to a man thumbing his nose, “Harrison, it's not your turn to make a motion.”
Bridge Cartoon 1368: A car following a "One Way" sign drives off of a broken bridge.
Coronavirus Cartoon 9656: A bank teller says to a robber: "The governor ordered that robbers must wear facial coverings, call ahead, and pick up their loot at the door."
Coronavirus Cartoon 9657: A man with his arms in the air and wearing a facial mask says to a man pointing a gun at him: "At least have the courtesy of maintaining social distancing."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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