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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

These are some cartoons recently rejected by the New Yorker. I realize I have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than of getting a cartoon published in the New Yorker, but I still submit monthly. Actually, with my luck, I’ll be abducted by aliens the day after I have something accepted.

Bigfoot Cartoon 9568

Bigfoot Cartoon 9568: “The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists.” Bigfoot looks up at a huge foot.

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Cooking Cartoon 9551

Cooking Cartoon 9551: A woman burning things in a kitchen has behind glass a pizza that says, “In Case of Emergency”

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Computer Cartoon 9547

Computer Cartoon 9547: A caveman’s computer with cave drawings on the screen says, “Password must contain at least one pictograph.”

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Management Cartoon 9535

Management Cartoon 9535: In front of three doors with rock, paper and scissors someone asks a secretary, “Who’s the boss today?”

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Deer Cartoon 9533

Deer Cartoon 9533: In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

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Tortoise Cartoon 9597

Tortoise Cartoon 9597: “Galápagos Cowboy.” A cowboy on the back of a tortoise.

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Artist Cartoon 9642

Artist Cartoon 9642: A woman in an art gallery says to a man who has had a pie thrown in his face, “You just couldn’t resist saying, ‘A five-year-old could draw a more realistic clown,’ could you?”

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Pharmacist Cartoon 9638

Pharmacist Cartoon 9638: A chicken working at a pharmacy looks at a prescription and says, “Sorry. Even I can’t decipher this doctor’s chicken scratch.”

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Christmas Cartoon 9588

Christmas Cartoon 9588: Looking at all the gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas, everything from a partridge in a pear tree to 12 drummers drumming, a woman says: "I only count six swans a swimming."

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Storage Unit Cartoon 9594

Storage Unit Cartoon 9594: A guru sits meditating in a “Self Storage” Unit.

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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