Cartoons Rejected By The New Yorker
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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These are some cartoons recently rejected by the New Yorker. I realize I have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than of getting a cartoon published in the New Yorker, but I still submit monthly. Actually, with my luck, I’ll be abducted by aliens the day after I have something accepted.
Bigfoot Cartoon 9568: “The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists.” Bigfoot looks up at a huge foot.
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Cooking Cartoon 9551: A woman burning things in a kitchen has behind glass a pizza that says, “In Case of Emergency”
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Computer Cartoon 9547: A caveman’s computer with cave drawings on the screen says, “Password must contain at least one pictograph.”
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Management Cartoon 9535: In front of three doors with rock, paper and scissors someone asks a secretary, “Who’s the boss today?”
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Deer Cartoon 9533: In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.
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Tortoise Cartoon 9597: “Galápagos Cowboy.” A cowboy on the back of a tortoise.
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Artist Cartoon 9642: A woman in an art gallery says to a man who has had a pie thrown in his face, “You just couldn’t resist saying, ‘A five-year-old could draw a more realistic clown,’ could you?”
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Pharmacist Cartoon 9638: A chicken working at a pharmacy looks at a prescription and says, “Sorry. Even I can’t decipher this doctor’s chicken scratch.”
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Christmas Cartoon 9588: Looking at all the gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas, everything from a partridge in a pear tree to 12 drummers drumming, a woman says: "I only count six swans a swimming."
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Storage Unit Cartoon 9594: A guru sits meditating in a “Self Storage” Unit.
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