Cartoons about Elementary School
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Education Cartoon 7319: Two teachers walk by a group of people fighting and hitting each other over the head with bouquets of flowers. The older teacher says, "Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest."
Allergy Cartoon 7047: Kids in a class are lying on the ground in chairs that have blown over after their teacher has sneezed. One says, "Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms Weatherspoon?"
Education Cartoon 3206: A teacher stuffing a student in a file cabinet and saying, "I'm just filing a grievance."
Psychology cartoon 6493: A teacher asking a first grader wearing a three-piece, "Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?"
Education Cartoon 7920: A principal with a huge file on his desk says to some parents, "Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him."
Teaching Cartoon 2883: A teacher complains to another, "We have so many meetings on how to teach better, we don't have time to teach at all."
School Cartoon 2237: As mayhem breaks out in a class room a teacher says, "A moment of silence? If only that were possible.”
Bus Cartoon 7059: A mechanic says to a driver of a bus with square tires, "I found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride."
Education Cartoon 5641: A first grader sitting at a fancy oversized desk among students in normal desks saying, "I made it in shop class."
Baseball Cartoon 7098: A shivering devil in hell looking at snow and saying to another, "Hell’s Freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that teachers on average made more than professional baseball players this year.”
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