Cartoons about High School

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Business Cartoon 3975: A boy whose report card is all Fs says to his father, “So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation."

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Football Cartoon 4058: A man with a football embedded in his knee saying to a doctor, "It's an old high school football injury."

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Locksmith Cartoon 7296: Standing in front of a burned school door a fire fighter says to a security guard, "Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.”

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Teenager Cartoon 8346: A kid with Fs on his report card says to his upset father, "Didn't some smart guy say, 'Ignorance is bliss?'"

Tax Cartoon 6240: An IRS auditor asks someone, "Remember me, George? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never be able to get a job."

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Safety Cartoon 7523: A student reading a newspaper, “It says here 70% of accidents happen at home. I guess we'd better spend the night at school."

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Student Cartoon 1785: A teacher looking at a yearbook asks a student, "So, Rick, how does it feel to be elected by your class as 'Most Likely to Be Sidetracked?'"

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Book Cartoon 6599: A teacher says to scowling parents, "Please don't judge a book by its curse words."

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English Cartoon 7697: A kid says, "I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words."

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Creationism Cartoon 4279: A student in "Creationism Biology" where an angel is on the blackboard asks, "So, when do we get to dissect one?"

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.