Cartoons about Elementary School

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Crossing Guard Cartoon 2163

Crossing Guard Cartoon 2163: A kid looking at a school crossing guard who's been run over says, "You can always tell a newcomer."

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Gum Cartoon 6562

Gum Cartoon 6562: An archaeologist looking under a stone desk says to another, "Why, there's even some fossilized gum under here."

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Education Cartoon 1786

Education Cartoon 1786: A kid in front of a house with a sign, "John McWit, M.D., Susan McWit PhD, Timmy McWit, F.G.G. explains, "F.G.G. First Grade Graduate."

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Education Cartoon 7920

Education Cartoon 7092: As kids in classroom fight a teacher says to another who has her head in her hands, "Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers."

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Fire Cartoon 4077

Fire Cartoon 4077: A girl says to her mother, "Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house."

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Kindergarten Cartoon 9200

Kindergarten Cartoon 9200: "Kindergarten." Happy kids play and get along. "30 Years Later." A depressed man alone watching TV and living in squalor thinks, "I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

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Bus Cartoon 8979

Bus Cartoon 8979: A school bus driver and a passenger bounce through the roof of a bus as it goes over a speed bump. "Reason #23 for why there should be seat belts in buses: speed bumps in parking lots."

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Kid Cartoon 2020

Kid Cartoon 2020: A kid sitting in a corner with a baseball cap atop a dunce cap says, "You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!"

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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