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Scientist Cartoon 0779: "Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats. "The Medical Student,” ”The Doctor,” “The Medical Professor” and “The Nobel Prize Winner.” Each has a longer coat; the prize winner's is a veritable train.
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Academician Cartoon 0650: A woman says of a man who's built a very wobbly table, "He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house."
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Professor Cartoon 7229: A professor at the podium looks at notes on the board and thinks, "This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture." He doesn't seem to realize that all the students are completely disengaged.
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Science Cartoon 5148: A man's gas tank starts spouting ideas (e.g., e=mc2, to be or not to be ... ). He says, "This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank."
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Drug Cartoon 3459: A woman saying, "When I was on amphetamines in my wild youth, I could write a 25 page paper in an hour on a manual typewriter, but not in any known language."
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Teaching Cartoon 7230: A space alien in a class of alien looks at the blackboard where a professor is writing in Latin and thinks, "Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?"
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Psychology Cartoon 7231: An economics professor says to a class, " ... The average American male ..." and the class member all have differing images of this, so little pictures from their heads show different images of the 'average American male."
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Locksmith Cartoon 4218: A locksmith says to a man,"I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key."
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