English Classes & Reading Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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English Cartoon 6598: "Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west." A woman being led to the gallows argues with the hangman: "You twit, THINGS are hung, PEOPLE are hanged."
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Parking Lot cartoon 7720: "Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective." In a parking garage with a sign, "Compact Cars," a man has used his huge SUV to squash two smaller cars.
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Wordle Cartoon 9725: A man struggling to get a large desktop computer into an airplane overhead bin says to a flight attendant, "It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."
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English Cartoon 9063: How to know if a guru has been possessed by your third grade teacher's spirit. Someone climbs a mountain and asks a guru, "What is the meaning of life?" The guru says, "Go look it up in a dictionary.
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Book Cartoon 6599: A teacher says to scowling parents, "Please don't judge a book by its curse words."
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Printer Cartoon 6247: At a sale advertising "Printers 50% OFF" a clerk asks a customer, "So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?"
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Advertising Cartoon 8309: A woman with a small child says, "Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two."
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Business Cartoon 5282: A stupefied executive at her desk saying, "Gads. I've forgotten today's buzzword."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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