School Budget Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Education Cartoon 7003: A teacher reads the definition of "Obsolete" in a "Computer Dictionary" as "Any piece of software or hardware that your school bought last year for mega bucks."
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Education Cartoon 2698: A math teacher says, "Today, class, we learn how to divide 25 books among 34 students."
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Education Cartoon 5847: "Reducing Class Size." A teacher has kids walk through a shrinking machine where they go in four feet tall and come out one foot.
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School Cartoon 4728: "Worried about their funding, the Pentagon went to schools to learn how to run successful bake sales." A general walks up to a bunch of scholars."
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Baseball Cartoon 7098: A shivering devil in hell looking at snow and saying to another, "Hell’s Freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that teachers on average made more than professional baseball players this year.”
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Education Cartoon 3203: A teacher watching a bus weave says, "The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses."
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Santa Cartoon 2313: A man in his bathrobe and in front of his fireplace says to Santa, “I’m pretty sure I’m just seeing you due to bad eggnog, but still, as a principal I try to keep school costs down so I was wondering if you'd deliver these report cards while on your rounds?”
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Jury Cartoon 2354: A juror says, "We may have been a hung jury for three weeks, but I did get a chance to sell 11 magazine subscriptions for my kid's school field trip fund."
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Educational Standards Cartoons
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.
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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making
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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist
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