Cartoons about Elementary School

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Education Cartoon 1111: All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

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Window Cartoon 7302: Boards, nails and windows falling out of a crate marked "Instant School." The trucker dropping it off says, "Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required."

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Driving Cartoon 8386: "Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield." A man in a car covered in snow sticks his head out the window doesn't see that he's run into a school crossing guard.

Lawsuit Cartoon 3006: A little kid who's written "2+2=5" on a blackboard asks her teacher, "If I threaten to bring a class action suit, will you pass me?"

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Education Cartoon 2689: Teacher to another about a student who's been shot, “Ms. Krinkle, I know the new contract promised reduced class sizes, but that doesn't allow you to vaporize students.”

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Court Cartoon 7494: A kid being pushed out of a sandbox as lawyers, judges and court reporters take over the playground says, "I hate it when court's out in recess."

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School Cartoon 4728: "Worried about their funding, the Pentagon went to schools to learn how to run successful bake sales." A general walks up to a bunch of scholars."

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Teacher Cartoon 2696: A kid fighting and screaming in class says, "I want my mommy." The teacher thinks, "So do I."

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Credit Card Cartoon 2687: A small kid says to another, “So what if we're in the best preschool? How can we go anywhere in life if we don't yet have maxed out credit cards?”

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School Cartoon 6577: A teacher says to a boy with a rifle and a Doberman pincher, "Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist