Educational Standards Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Education Cartoon 9079: Someone in a school office saying, "Remember, Bob, statistics of student achievement are in the eye of the manipulator."

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Law Cartoon 3828: A lawyer saying to a prisoner, "We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned."

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Education Cartoon 7347: A superintendent saying to a principal, "McWit, I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized last month. Just tell me how many students passed their standardized tests?"

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Education Cartoon 1784: A teacher saying, "Class, due to the back to basics movement, we're going to learn how to start fires by rubbing sticks and how to hunt mammoths."

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Teaching Cartoon 2883: A teacher complains to another, "We have so many meetings on how to teach better, we don't have time to teach at all."

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Teacher Cartoon 2697: A teacher says to students, “I had a difficult decision: accept that 90% of you failed the test, or invent a radical new grading curve involving a radical new mathematical system."

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Education Cartoon 7920: A principal with a huge file on his desk says to some parents, "Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him."

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Education Cartoon 2689: Teacher to another about a student who's been shot, “Ms. Krinkle, I know the new contract promised reduced class sizes, but that doesn't allow you to vaporize students.”

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Education Cartoon 1111: All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

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Teacher Cartoon 8631: "Teacher's Dreams." A woman sleeping imagines herself pulling off her belt while she says to a student, "You may have a B.IP., a Behavioral Intervention Plan, but I've I got a T.I.P, a Teacher Intervention Plan, that trumps your B.I.P."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist