Cartoons Rejected By The New Yorker
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
These are some cartoons recently rejected by the New Yorker. I realize I have a better chance of being abducted by aliens than of getting a cartoon published in the New Yorker, but I still submit monthly. Actually, with my luck, I’ll be abducted by aliens the day after I have something accepted.
Amish Cartoon 9601: A horse driving a Mini-Cooper tows an Amish buggy.
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Gluten Cartoon 9615: “A Drive-By Glutening.” A man in a car holds a toaster out the window and shoots toast from it at a pedestrian.
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Laundry Cartoon 9621: “In a parallel universe.” Someone pulling lots of socks out of a clothes drier says, “Why do I always gain socks in the wash?”
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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