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by T- McCracken
Restaurant Cartoon 9583: A whale sitting in a restaurant says to a mermaid, “The sign said ‘No Shoes, No Service.’ This could be a long wait.”
Restaurant Cartoon 9590: A waiter rushing in a restaurant carrying a toaster on a tray says, “The doctor at table 3 said he wanted his toast STAT.”
Restaurant Cartoon 9593: A restaurant patron says of a gizmo hovering over the table, “Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so.”
Cooking Cartoon 9598: A chicken sitting on top of a cook’s head says, “Frankly, I’d rather be crossing the road.”
Parking Cartoon 4148: A woman who's parked diagonally says, "I love two car garages."
Relationship Cartoon 9596: A woman on a date with a space alien says, “This is my first date with a tri-sexual.”
Police Cartoon 6226: An old cop says to a young frazzled one, "Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."
Office Cartoon 7225: The boxes on a punk's desk say "In" and "Way Out."
Investment Cartoon 7079: Attila the Hun panhandling with a sign, "Made Bad Investments with my plunder” says to a man in a suit, “You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds.”
Goat Cartoon 6928: About a goat eating with knife and fork another says, “Were you born in a house?”
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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