Doctor Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Medical Cartoon 7018: A doctor saying to a patient with an arrow through his head, "Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests."
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Drug Cartoon 4925: A doctor saying to Godzilla, "Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning."
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Medical Cartoon 3071: A slovenly doctor who's smoking saying to a patient, "In those four out of five doctors commercials, I'm the fifth doctor."
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Medical Cartoon 7659: A doctor taking the pulse of a skeleton sitting on an examination table. He says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
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Safety Cartoon 4247: A man with a screwdriver in his knee saying to a doctor, "It's an old work injury."
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Steroid Cartoon 3096: A football player goes to the office of, “Dr. McWit, Steroid Testing, Written Exams Only, The Athletes Doctor of Choice.”
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Placebo Cartoon 6865: A waitress in a diner serving a doctor coffee asks, “One placebo or two, doctor?"
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Vitamin Cartoon 9166: A doctor hands a thin patient a giant vitamin/mineral supplement pill and says, "Get one of these down, and you won't have to worry about anything."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist
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