Disability Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.
Farm Cartoon 4804: A lawyer with a camel in a wheelchair saying to a farmer, "My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back."
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Safety Cartoon 8154: A road worker with fish for hands says, "This CARP-el tunnel syndrome makes work difficult. My hands keep slipping off my jackhammer."
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Cigarette Cartoon 4649: A rat on the beach says to another, "A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?"
Malpractice Cartoon 8964: A patient with a foot growing out of his head says to another, "In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications."
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Rabbit Cartoon 2066: “Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.” A rabbit on crutches leaves the “Lucky Rabbit's Feet Shop.”
Disability Cartoon 1250: As pages in a book flutter rapidly someone says, “My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.”
Pirate Cartoon 8476: A doctor stranded on an island with a pirate as a patient looking at another doctor in a raft rowing up says, "What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to."
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Bird Cartoon 2708: “Handicapped Accessible Pole.” A bird in a wheelchair sits on telephone wires looking eagerly down on a man walking by carrying an umbrella.
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Anatomy Cartoon 6906: "An Anatomically Incorrect Doll." A doll with a head on the kneecap, a foot on the elbow, etc.
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Art Cartoon 2775: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's "The Robot Body."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.
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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making
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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist
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