Biology Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Relationship Cartoon 5171: An amoeba thinking, "If I bifurcate tonight, will I respect myself in the morning?"
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Biology cartoon 5016: "Amoebas After Bifurcation." A cell in a bed asks another, "How was I? Want a cigarette?"
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Biology Cartoon 5015: A large cell driving a car with a bumper sticker, "Amoebas don't do it."
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Biology Cartoon 3674: A) A scientist looking in a microscope shouts, "Look, I've discovered a talking amoeba!" B) Something from the microscope says, "2+2=4, 5-4=1, 9/3=3." C) The second scientist smashes the microscope the other scientist, horrified asks, "Why did you do that!?" D) The second scientist says, "I wanted to get it before it multiplied."
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Amoeba Cartoon 1829: "An unhappily married amoeba undergoes a court ordered trial separation." Amoebas stand before a judges bench.
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Biology Cartoon 6052: "McEctoplasm." Ectoplasm on a microscope slide that's plaid.
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Biology Cartoon 6048: "Food Chain Letter." A lion writes a letter, "Wonderful Money Making Opportunities! Send $5 to me and send this letter to 20 other animals lower down the food chain. Those who break this chain will be eaten. Sincerely Yours, King & CEO of the Jungle."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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