Tree, Forest, & Woods Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Forestry Cartoon 2476: "If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?"
Environment Cartoon 6278: A carpenter building a house saying, "This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age."
Bear Cartoon 3343: "Do bears @#$% in the woods?" A bear goes into an outhouse.
Forestry Cartoon 1818: A monk looking at puny seedlings. "Mendel wonders if his heredity experiments might go faster if he used something other than redwood trees."
Drug Cartoon 9076: A doctor saying to a patient with a palm tree growing out of her head, "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking."
Physics Cartoon 5028: "Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World." Columbus lies under a tree knocked out by a falling coconut.
Bigfoot Cartoon 9298: As a photographer takes of a pictures of a huge hairy animal with tiny feet another says, "And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"
Washington Cartoon 8651: George Washington in front of a cut down tree says, "I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more."
Tax Cartoon 8460: Three books are on a shelf, War & Peace, The Bible, and the biggest one of all, The Tax Code. Someone asks, “If you were a tree, which one would you want to end up as?”
Tree Cartoon 9483: “If a tree speaks and no one hears it, does it exist?” A tree says, “I think, therefore I am.”
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