Goat Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Goat Cartoon 9072

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Goat Cartoon 9072: As a new hand is butted by a goat an old hand says "Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest."

Goat Cartoon 6944

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Goat Cartoon 6944: A goat says to another, "Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy."

Goat Cartoon 7248

Goat Cartoon 7248: A road sign: "Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats." Cars are stopped as goats cross a road.

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Dog Cartoon 7046: A dog swinging in a hammock on a ranch says to an angry foreman, "Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't."

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Goat Cartoon 5574

Goat Cartoon 5574: An indignant farmer saying to a ram reading under a tree, "Nonsense! They can't All have headaches."

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Goat Cartoon 9119

Goat Cartoon 9119: A ranch hand looking at a goat in a fig leaf saying, "You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?"

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Book Cartoon 6916

Book Cartoon 6916: A goat eating a videotape saying, "The book was better."

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Goat Cartoon 7223

Goat Cartoon 7223: Incredibly Inexpensive Goat Breeders advertises, "Pretty Good Goat’s. Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice they're runts."

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Goat Cartoon 6945
Goat Cartoon 6945: A goat herder looks at his goats and says, "I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?"

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Goat Cartoon 7023

Goat Cartoon 7023: A repair person pulling a goat from a hard drive says, "I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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