Bee Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Restaurant Cartoon 4381: A queen bee in a bathrobe saying to a drone in a tux at a table, "I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?"
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Bee Cartoon 5162: A bee using a Q-Tip in its ear. "Where bee's wax really comes from."
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Bee Cartoon 2885: A queen bee reads a book, "A Million and One Names for Your Babies."
Bee Cartoon 7506: "Worker & Retired Bees.” One bee punches a time clock and another is in an easy chair watching TV.
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Bee Cartoon 4298: A bee with a mop and bucket working at "Sweet Bee Honey Inc" says, "Good, lots of waxy buildup."
Bee Cartoon 3437: A bee dancing with a woman says, “Not only do I have two left feet, I have three.”
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Bee Cartoon 6630: "Quilting Bee." A huge bee sits amongst little-old ladies quilting.
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Butterfly Cartoon 8922: A bee says of a butterfly in the hive, "He's in witness protection."
Bee Cartoon 6628: "Bees Are Social Creatures." Bee's at a cocktail party.
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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