Bee Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Bee Cartoon 6759
Bee Cartoon 6759: "Bob has natural animal magnetism." A beekeeper has bees stuck on him.

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Bee Cartoon 4698
Bee Cartoon 4698: A bee using a dousing/divining rod in a desert says to another, “I'll do anything to find water in this drought."

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Bee Cartoon 5452
Bee Cartoon 5452: A bee keeper on the phone seeing a gazillion bees fly through his window says, "Bob, call you back. Something's come up."

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Bee Cartoon 5467
Bee Cartoon 5467: A bee keeper is surprised by a "Bees at Work" sign and a huge bee in a hard hat coming out of a man hole cover in hive.

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Bee Cartoon 5706
Beekeeper Cartoon 5706: A beekeeper puts a sign on a dumpy bee hive, "Under New Mismanagement."

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Bee Cartoon 6272
Beekeeper Cartoon 6272: Of a sign on a honey store that says "Elvis's Ghost Works Here," a bee keeper says, "Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign."

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Bee Cartoon 6643
Bee Cartoon 6643: "Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator." A bee says to a beekeeper, " ... and furthermore, we want holidays off ... "

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Honey Cartoon 6995
Honey Cartoon 6995: As bees chase a honey dealer he shouts, "OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!"

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Bee Cartoon 6685

Bee Cartoon 6685: A man trips over a sign that says "354 Days Without an Accident" and falls into a bee hive.

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Bee Cartoon 5557

Bee Cartoon 5557: Tired bee at a time clock says to another, "I think we've carried women's lib too far."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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