Bee Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Bee Cartoon 5061
Bee Cartoon 5061: Bee's needlepoint, "Comb Sweet Comb."

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Bee Cartoon 2886

Bee Cartoon 2886: A bee reading obituaries sees one, "Queen Bee Dies, Survived by 20,000 Kids."

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Bee Cartoon 6547
Bee Cartoon 6547: Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.

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Medical Cartoon 2887
Medical Cartoon 2887: An insect pinned in an entomologist's collection saying, "This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems."

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Bee Cartoon 3244

Bee Cartoon 3244: A bee making perfect shapes in a hive says to another whose shapes are warped says, "That's what you get for skipping geometry class."

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Bee Cartoon 4694

Bee Cartoon 4694: A man with giant bee says to a bartender, "... and a stinger for my friend."

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Bee Cartoon 6298
Bee Cartoon 6298: "Temporary Worker Bee." A bee in a Temp Agency Employment Office."

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Bee Cartoon 6888

Bee Cartoon 6888: As two bees shove another out of the hive one says, "You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything."

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Bee Cartoon 4779

Bee Cartoon 4779: A bee in sex ed teacher says to bee students, "If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home."

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Bee Cartoon 5569
Bee Cartoon 5569: A bee looking at boxes labeled “2000 Wedding Invitations, Box 48 of 50”, etc. says to another, "I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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