Camping Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Camping Cartoon 5269: A man camping saying, "Time to go home. My beard's reached the three disposable razors worth stage."
Camping Cartoon 5272: "Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave."
Hiking Cartoon 7421: A hiker pulling an outhouse on wheels passing a sign, "Beware of Poison Oak," says to the other: "We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break."
Anthropology Cartoon 5268: "Modern Foraging Techniques." In the woods an Indian stands in front of a refrigerator trying to figure out what to snack on.
Elephant Cartoon 4127: Of a baby elephant crushing a tent a mama elephant cries, “Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.”
Bear Cartoon 0862: A bear says to another with a bandage around his jaw and is raiding a picnic basket, "How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?"
Fire Cartoon 1314: A man in the woods says to a kid, "To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood. You'll get black powder that’ll catch
a spark. Then add tinder. Then add tinder." A caveman comes up and asks, "Care for a light?"
Doctor Cartoon 6037: A doctor says to woman with limes on her body and a humongous tick on her back, "Off hand I’d say you have lime disease, but we’ll have to run a few tests to be sure."
Welding Cartoon 6554: "Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires." Boy Scouts blow on a fire that's hooked to a welder's blowtorch.
Lock Cartoon 0662: Leaving a shack that's falling apart a man says to his wife, "Did you remember to lock the house?"
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
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