Golf Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.
Golf Cartoon 2112: A golfer swinging at an eight-foot ball says to his caddy, “Anyone who says golf doesn't give you much aerobic exercise hasn't played extreme golf.”
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Golf Cartoon 2814: A man has a baby in his golf club bag. Someone asks him, "Still can't find a day care center?"
Golf Cartoon 5491: A lawyer with golf clubs saying to a judge, "I need a continuance, your Honor."
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Golf Cartoon 8335: A golfer says to a caddy holding a laptop computer, "I like to stay connected 24/7."
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Golf Cartoon 2767: A golfer says to an paramedic, “A baby aspirin he can't swallow. A golf ball he can.”
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Golf Cartoon 0299: As a lumberjack swings an axe and shouts "TIMBER" a golfer says, "This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack."
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Bribe Cartoon 6371: A contractor handing a building inspector a bag of golf clubs says, "No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.
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The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making
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890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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