Beach Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Vacation Cartoon 5317: A woman on the beach in bathing suit saying to a grouchy man lounging in a chair while wearing a three-piece suit, "Edward, I hate these working vacations of yours."
Sled Dog Cartoon 9381: “Free Range Sled Dog.” A sled dog drinks a cocktail with an umbrella in it while sunning on the beach on his sled.
Cigarette Cartoon 4649: A rat on the beach says to another, "A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?"
Vacation Cartoon 4364: Vampires vacationing at "Club Dead."
Whale Cartoon 9283: A beached whale has a GPS device going, "Recalculating."
Santa Cartoon 7676: An elf says to Santa lounging on the beach, "What do you mean you're retiring?"
Oil Spill Cartoon 8527: A shark on the beach reading a newspaper with a headline, "Tar Balls Wash Up on Beaches.” thinks, "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water."
Running Cartoon 1291: “Fred gives up his iPod in favor of conch shells.” A man runs on the beach with two huge shells on his ears.
Penguin Cartoon 7004: "Adapting to global warming." A penguin sunbathes and drinks a cocktail.
Vacation Cartoon 8880: "The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination." A couple is on a rainy beach surrounded by monsters.
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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