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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Masonry Cartoon 6763
Masonry Cartoon 6763: A contractor at the beach selling wet concrete as "Sunscreen, SPF 1,000" saying, "Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen."

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Truck Cartoon 7373

Truck Cartoon 7373: Of a man wearing a bathing suit where the only part of him tanned is the left side of his face and his left. "Trucker's tan?"

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Whale Cartoon 3139

Whale Cartoon 3139: As people try to push a beached whale into the ocean he says, "Just once I'd like to get a tan in peace."

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Sun Burn Cartoon 9354

Sun Burn Cartoon 9354: A statue on Easter Island has white goop on his nose next to a huge tube of “Sunscreen SPF 30.” Other statues have sun burnt noses.

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Solar Cartoon 1434
Solar Cartoon 1434: "Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp." A couple on a sunny beach lie under a lamp with solar cells.

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Environment Cartoon 1432

Environment Cartoon 1432: A swimmer says, "One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun."

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Umbrella Cartoon 8587
Umbrella Cartoon 8587: “Kyleen’s SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.” A woman at the beach sits under a humongous umbrella. 

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Beauty Cartoon 5866

Beauty Cartoon 5866: A vendor at the beach selling "Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires."

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Vampire Cartoon 1289
Vampire Cartoon 1289: A vampire lying on a towel on a beach at night says to another, “Please pass the Moon Tan lotion."

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Beach Cartoon 9244

Beach Cartoon 9244: A watercolor painting of a very sunburnt beach comber.

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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