Beauty Salon Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Beauty Cartoon 4795: A shop with a sign, "Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Brain Surgery by Dora."

Beauty Cartoon 7756: A stylist saying to a woman, "Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator."

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Beauty Cartoon 1201: One woman's hair drier smokes away in a beauty salon while another one doesn't. It has a no smoking sign on it.

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Beauty Cartoon 7760: A woman with hair that sticks straight out saying to a stylist, "I think my diet is TOO high in fiber."

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Beauty Cartoon 7759: A woman with frazzled hair saying to a stylist, "I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull."

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Beauty Cartoon 7758: Someone with wild hair sits in a salon where the hair drier sockets are "20 Volts for Wavy Hair," 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair," "100 Volts for Curly Hair," and "500 Volts for Hair beyond description."

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Beauty Cartoon 0242: "Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School." Students with really wild hair styles.

Opera Cartoon 6034: "Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville."

Bank Cartoon 5254: A woman walks into, "Bertha's, a bank that's more than a bank. It's Also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor."

Shampoo & Conditioner Cartoons

Beauty Salon Cartoons

Shaving, Beard & Mustache Cartoons

Balding Cartoons

Barber Cartoons

Hair Cartoons

Cosmetic & Beauty Product Cartoons

Nail & Manicure Cartoons

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist