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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Game Cartoon 8037

Game Cartoon 8037: "Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles."

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Carpentry Cartoon 6311

Carpentry Cartoon 6311: A perplexed carpenter looks at boxes of nails marked 1 inch, 2 inch, and Lee Press on Nails.

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Cat Cartoon 4845

Cat Cartoon 4845: A cat using a pirate's leg as a scratching post.

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Dentist Cartoon 2511
Dentist Cartoon 2511: A dentist says to a patient, “No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won’t be able to remove your ingrown toenail.”

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Eagle Cartoon 8005

In addition to cartooning, I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Eagle Cartoon 8005H: "Another Reason to Not Bite Your Nails." An eagle bringing a salmon to her chicks drops it right before she reaches the nest.

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Manicure Cartoon 4179

Manicure Cartoon 4179: An eagle to another who’s dropped a salmon he was carrying, “I told you to stop biting your nails.”

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Llama Cartoon 7140

Llama Cartoon 7140: Llama to farmer with nail trimmers, "Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433

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