Lumber & Wood Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Environment Cartoon 6278: A carpenter building a house saying, "This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age."
Carpentry Cartoon 6104: A building under construction with a sign, "Construction Lite, 1/3 less 2X4s than our regular construction." Someone asks: "And this was Okayed by the inspector?"
Carpenter Cartoon 6317: A carpenter carries piece of lumber with a baby on it and a diamond sign that says, "Baby on Board." Another asks, "Still having problems finding day care?"
Carpentry Cartoon 6975: A dog working as a carpenter measuring a piece of lumber and saying, "I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet."
Termite Cartoon 4491: A termite eating a a house sees a sign, "Ingredients: "pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles."
Carpenter Cartoon 6363: Looking at uneven beams on house a carpenter says to his partner, "Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric."
Lumber Cartoon 3689: Walking around a town where all the building's are boarded up a carpenter says, "The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses."
Beaver Cartoon 6424: A beaver building a dam holding a 2X4 says to another, "I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber."
Lumber Cartoon 3699: On a desert island with one lone tree a man with a chainsaw muses, "I wonder how many board feet are in this tree."
Lumber Cartoon 6136: A punk in a lumber store says, "Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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