Beaver Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Beaver Cartoon 3389: "Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood." A man uses a beaver to cut wood.
Beaver Cartoon 6424: A beaver building a dam holding a 2X4 says to another, "I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber."
Beaver Cartoon 8468: A beaver says to another in the middle of trees felled in a circle, “I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.”
Beaver Cartoon 1627: A beaver's wife, drink in hand, says to her beaver husband in a hard-hat, "Hard day of clear cutting, dear?"
Beaver Cartoon 5131: An older beaver walks by some young beavers building a geodesic dome grouses, "Hmph. College kids."
Beaver Cartoon 1640: A ranger says to beaver, "What do you mean that you your computer are responsible for Old Faithful being faithful?"
Beaver Cartoon 0975: A man with a beaver gnawing on his leg says, “My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?”
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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