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Turkey & Chicken Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Turkey Cartoon 7380

Turkey Cartoon 7380: A turkey in November in an employment office saying, "I know I don’t have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month."

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Turkey Cartoon 8312

Turkey Cartoon 8312: A farmer about to chop off a turkey's head off says, "The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping."

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Turkey Cartoon 7993
Turkey Cartoon 7993: As a turkey leaps out from a heating duct a repair person says, "I think I've figured out why you’re having air flow problems."

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Thanksgiving Cartoon 9158
Thanksgiving Cartoon 9158: "Some at the Thanksgiving table were unusually thankful this year." A turkey with a knife and fork sits with a Native American and a Pilgrim who are about to carve up a huge ear of corn.

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Thanksgiving Cartoon 4538

Thanksgiving Cartoon 4538: “Unable to find a large enough turkey, the folks in Peat Bog Swamp had to settle for a medium size black fly for their first Thanksgiving dinner.” An Indian and Pilgrim sit at a dinner table with a humongous fly on a platter.

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Chicken Cartoon 8618
Chicken Cartoon 8618: A chicken pushing another into a road says, "I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side"

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Chicken Cartoon 2552

Chicken Cartoon 2552: A chicken crossing a road. "A Migrating Chicken."

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Chicken Cartoon 2372

Chicken Cartoon 2372: A rooster on top of a farmer's computer asks, "Which came first: the hardware or the software?"

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Chicken Cartoon 7386

Chicken Cartoon 7386: "A classic example of Poultry in Motion." A chicken drives a roadster.

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Pilgrim & Thanksgiving Cartoons

Chicken Cartoons B.C. (Before They're Cooked)

Chicken Cartoons A.D. (After They're Dinner)

Turkey & More Chicken Cartoons

Chickens With other Farm Animals

Bird & Ornithology Cartoons

Meat Cartoons

Chicken & Turkey Cartoons

Cow Cartoons

Goat Cartoons

Horse Cartoons

Llama Cartoons

Pig Cartoons

Sheep Cartoons

Mixed Farm Animal Cartoons

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

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