Aquarium Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Fishing Cartoon 3386: A fish in a bowl on a mantel under lot's of stuffed fishing trophies saying, "This place gives me the creeps."
Fish Cartoon 3388: A gold fish jumps from a bowl into a glass with dentures in it.
Opera Cartoon 2091: A fish saying to another whose singing has shattered the fish bowl glass, "Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?"
Fish Cartoon 6457: A fish in a half empty aquarium saying to another, "I wish John would get off this water conservation kick."
Fish Cartoon 0983: A fish in bowl with toast says, “I'm tired of this bread and water diet."
Painting Cartoon 5818: A fish in an aquarium painting says, "I hate it when my paint runs."
Fish Cartoon 2099: A fish in a bowl saying to another about a woman looking at them, "Don't you find watching people relaxing?"
Fish Cartoon 4841: A man showing off his fish aquarium with three compartments says, "This aquarium has sections for salt water, fresh water and carbonated bottled water."
Fish Cartoon 1088: A boy with a fish bowl says, "The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator."
Fish Cartoon 1237: A fish in a bowl with dark water says to another, "I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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