Ape, Monkey & Chimpanzee Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Monkey Cartoon 8623: Someone in an employment office says to a chimp with a resume, "You need more on your resume than monkey see, monkey do."
Shakespeare Cartoon 7704: A chimpanzee with a typewriter saying to Shakespeare, "Hey, Bard, I'm the one who wrote all those plays you've been taking credit for, monkey #158,634,765,234,897,555, 345,876,999, ..."
Organ Cartoon 4754: A pastor says to a organ grinder with a monkey, "You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist."
Evolution Cartoon 0165: "Conversations With The Missing Link." A chimpanzee says, "Good Lord, Mother. I'm going bald."
Monkey Cartoon 2912: A monkey on a plane wearing a suit and reading the Wall Street Journal says to a flight attendant, “My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.”
Evolution Cartoon 8814: Ape, A computer page that says, "401 Error, Missing Link" and then Man.
Monkey Cartoon 4984: A chimp reading a magazine says to another, "Safari Today likes to think it's a respectable publication, but look at these photos of me and Bobo mating. It’s no better than the tabloids.”
Monkey Cartoon 1887: Monkeys read the labels on a tube of toothpaste and a banana, "For best results, squeeze from bottom, and flatten as you go.”
Evolution Cartoon 2010: "Little known evolutionary steps." Above a chimp is a sign that says, "THINK."
Monkey Cartoon 2536: "Monkey See, Monkey Hear and Monkey Do." Monkeys with a cane, a horn and a microphone.
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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