Bear Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Bear Cartoon 4880: A ranger handing a bear a beaker. "Do bears take drug tests in the woods?"
Traffic Cartoon 2997: The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.
Dairy Cartoon 3228: While looking outside a cave at a stack of papers and milk, a bear says to her mate, "You forgot to cancel the milk and paper again, didn’t you?"
Fire Cartoon 5029: A caveman asking Smokey Bear, "Only I can prevent forest fires? What's fire?"
Campaign Cartoon 8785: A bear in a cave woken up by a ringing phone says, "I'm never going to hibernate until the election is over and the robocalls stop."
Panda Cartoon 9352: Someone looking a Panda eating a chair says to another, “Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win.”
Bear Cartoon 9279: A bear driving a taxi cab in a city says, "I have to do something when the stock market is up."
Polar Bear Cartoon 6394: A freezing carpenter on a snow job site says to a polar bear, "Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?"
Bee Cartoon 5795: A bear seeing bee hives says to another, "Condo Restaurants! An all you can eat buffet!"
Bear Cartoon 0421: A man About to be attacked by a bear a man says to his companion, "Doesn't he know that we're the ones at the top of the food chain?"
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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