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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Supernatural Cartoon 3885: A sign on the door of the Supernatural Phenomena Department, "Out bending spoons at Pop's Diner."

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Technology Cartoon 4945: Computer store is furnished like a cozy parlor, complete with afghans, cat and grandmotherly clerk who tells a customer, "Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

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Scanner Cartoon 5230: Snobbish woman to store clerk, "Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

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Hiking Cartoon 5271: A bird looking at lost hikers says to another, "It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

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Migraine Cartoon 5475: A deer says to another with twisted antlers, "Still getting those migraines?"

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Petroglyph Cartoon 5485: An old plane flying over petroglyphs carvings that look like a huge barcode. "Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens."

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Hardcopy Cartoon 5716: A Native American says to another about smoke signals, "The drawback to this is the lack of hardcopy."

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Hunter Cartoon 6000: A hunter drags a HUGE space alien that he's killed home. His wife says, "You killed it, you clean it."

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Beer Cartoon 7257: A pan handler's sign says "I Promise to Buy American Beer."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist