Cartoons Rejected By The New Yorker

Oatmeal Cartoon 9359: A serf bringing a bowl of cereal to a king says, “Your gold-cut oats, sire.”

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Food Cartoon 9374: In the “Food Free Food Aisle” they sell “Fat Free Fat,” “Gluten Free Gluten,” “Salt Free Salt,” and “Sugar Free Sugar.”

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Zombie Cartoon 9373: A clown says to a zombie, "No, I'm scarier."

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Dancing Cartoon 9386: An executive says of ballet dancers on a conference table, “Yes, they are a distraction, but they are part of our corporate culture.”

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Birth Cartoon 9337: A woman says to a man with a HUMONGOUS head who’s on bended knee presenting her with a ring, “I do love you, Jack, but I don’t want to give birth to your children.”

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Leaf Blower Cartoon 9326: “And God created loud annoying devices ...” Adam and Eve flee Eden a man with a loud leaf leaf blower blows off their fig leaves.

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Meat Cartoon 9340: A butcher selling “Extraordinarily Cheap Free Range Meat” says, “It’s road kill.”

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Cat Cartoon 9343: A dog an cat wearing suits and carrying briefcases look at a sign on an office building door, “No Animals Allowed Except Working Dogs. The cat says, “Another slight to cats.”

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Weight Cartoon 9314: On a movie set a thin Godzilla says to a very thin King Kong, "Don't you hate how the camera adds 10,000 pounds to you?"

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Recycling Cartoon 9265: In front of an operating room are three recycle bins: paper, cans, and organs. A janitor holding a heart and a can says, "Surgeons. Too good to sort their recyclables?"

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