Cafeteria Cartoon 2430: A workman grimacing as he eats says, "We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy."
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Teacher Cartoon 8617: A teacher says to a scared principal, "Parents have been complaining that I’m too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I’m a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs. Just how intimidating do you think I can be?"
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Teacher Cartoon 8627: "Teachers' Dreams."A woman sleeping imagines herself saying to a student, "Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?"
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Teacher Cartoon 8629: "Teacher's Dreams." A woman in bed imagines herself brandishing a sword and saying to a boy groping a girl in the bleachers, "Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm."
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Educational Standards Cartoons
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