Reading, Writing & English Classes Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Scholarship Cartoon 7077
Scholarship Cartoon 7077: A university official saying to a woman, "This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing."

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Painting Cartoon 4673
Painting Cartoon 4673: One cave person trying to sell a rock with a cave painting on it says to another, "Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet."

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Computer Cartoon 5366

Computer Cartoon 5366: Devil to new arrival in Hell, "... and this section is for the people who wrote computer manuals."

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Libel Cartoon 2691

Libel Cartoon 2691: A student saying to a teacher, “Ms. McWit, I'm not writing about 'What I did this summer' until the school gets a good libel lawyer."

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Police Cartoon 7476
Police Cartoon 7476: Of a policeman who's stubbed his toe and is saying, "Ooh, ouch, golly gosh, darn," another says, "He's not a sworn officer."

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Weeds Cartoon 8808

Weeds Cartoon 8808: "The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns." A thistle about to be sprayed with herbicide says, "THISTLE be the end of me."

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Language Cartoon 3354

Language Cartoon 3354: A woman says to a man in a flooded basement, "Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term."

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Language Cartoon 7694

Language Cartoon 7694: Of a cow that's baaing, a sheep that's quacking and a chicken that's oinking a farmer says, "English is their second language."

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Eye Cartoon 9061

Eye Cartoon 9061: A doctor says to Godzilla, “Your headache is due to eye strain. Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.”

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English Cartoon 8616

English Cartoon 8616: A sex ed teacher looking over a students shoulder says to a student writing, “I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex."

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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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