English & Reading Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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English Cartoon 8632: A student reads a question, “What does the word ‘Face’ mean in this sentence: “He was only trying to save face.” A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity. "Call me strange, but if this was me, I'd want to save the front of my head."
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Disability Cartoon 1250: As pages in a book flutter rapidly someone says, “My automatic page turner went wild, so now I'm having to learn to speed read.”
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University Cartoon 5073: A student with a space alien as a teacher thinking, "Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?"
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Education Cartoon 1790: "Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic." Space aliens on another planet look at a blackboard.
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Typing Cartoon 1226: A teacher in "Penmanship" class says to a student, "Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?"
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Reading Cartoon 7707: A little kid asks another, “I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?”
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Teacher Cartoon 8614: A teacher says to a student, "You don’t do your homework, you don’t bring in your progress reports, you don’t return your report card, and you the audacity to ask if you can go home early?" The student replies, "You don’t have to cuss at me."
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Teacher Cartoon 8628: A woman sleeping imagines herself saying to a student, "Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
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