Anthropologist Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Phobia Cartoon 4985: A nervous man gets off a plane, kneels down on the ground and says, "I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ...or terra mushy ..." He realizes that he’s landed in a swamp.
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Safari Cartoon 4554: An explorer in a cafe reading a dictionary says, "It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense."
Safari Cartoon 4095: A woman selling Live Grubs says to a couple of explorers, "Just take some home and I'm sure your wife will know how to cook them.”
Beer Cartoon 4983: "Beer Ad Campaigns that Failed: Primus Beer brewed from water fresh from the Congo.”
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Inuit Cartoon 6174: An Inuit in front of a melted igloo in the desert says, "I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt."
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Mouthwash Cartoon 2763: A native says to an explorer holding a bottle, “I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.”
Medicine Cartoon 6576: In a village a medicine man has a sign on his hut that says "Traditional Medicine," while next to him a modern hospital has a sign that says "Alternative Medicine."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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