Dog & Cat Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the caption, characters, or settings were different? No problem. I can modify it for you. Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up too.

Cat Cartoon 9343: A dog an cat wearing suits and carrying briefcases look at a sign on an office building door, “No Animals Allowed Except Working Dogs. The cat says, “Another slight to cats.”

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Dog Cartoon 7882: A road sign says, "Warning, It's raining cats and dogs." Cats and dogs with open parachutes falling out of the sky.

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Mother Cartoon 4180: As a baby screams, a dog barks and a cat meows inside her car, a woman says to a highway patrolmen, "You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."

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Veterinarian Cartoon 4149: A couple with lots of cats and dogs looking at a house right next door to a veterinarian saying, "We'll take it!"

Pet Cartoon 3054: Cat looking at a little girl saying, "She's seven years old. That's one in cat years."

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Dog Cartoon 7536: Outside of a plumber's office a cat and dog protest against Low Flow Toilets.

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Carpet Cartoon 6412: "The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success." People, dogs and cats are stuck walking across rugs.

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Dog Cartoon 7612: A dog sneezes and blows off all the fur off another dog in a park that says, "Gesundheit. Allergies acting up again?"

Dog Cartoon 6829: A cat hearing a man say, "It's a dog eat dog world out there," thinks, "Cats are SO much more civilized."

Pet Cartoon 0009: As a cat and dog drink from a toilet a woman says, "Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?"

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Dog Cartoon 6793: A kennel run by a dog has a portrait of " Our Founder." It's a picture of a cat.

Dog Cartoon 8353: "If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know." A dog drives a roadster while a cat hangs on to the bumper.

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Pet Cartoon 6470: A dog has a small space ship in its mouth, and a cat has a small alien in its mouth. "While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia."

Pollution Cartoon 8394: A cat, dog, squirrel and bird are coughing and hacking next to a burn barrel. "The Feng Shui of the neighborhood seems off today."

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker

Calendars With McHumor Cartoons

Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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How One Cartoonist's Mind Works: How to create cartoon ideas.

Information For Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, first designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Macintosh.

Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist