Nano Satellite Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Satellite Cartoon 8772: "Nano-Satellite Assembly Line." A man bends over a very low assembly line.

Satellite Cartoon 8777: A woman with a small satellite hovering over her says, "I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite."

Satellite Cartoon 8773: "Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating." A skater has small satellites attached to his shoes.

Satellite Cartoon 8776: "Sale on Personal Satellites, 1/2 the Price 2/3 the quality you’ll hardly notice the occasional loss of signals."

Satellite Cartoon 8780: Of a hovering small satellite a human resources manager says to a big satellite “Sorry, Big Guy. We’re downsizing. Here comes your replacement.”

Satellite Cartoon 8778: A sign in space says, "Caution, Lower orbits may lead to early declination." A satellite has a label, "Warning, Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty."

Satellite Cartoon 8775: "Goldilocks finds the right satellite for herself." One crushes her in bed, one she crushes and one she hugs.

Satellite Cartoon 8774: "David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite." Goliath's shield is a satellite.

Satellite Cartoon 8770: "How Satellites Are Shrunk To Become Nano-Satellites." A big satellite goes through a gizmo and comes out smaller.

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

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