Space Alien Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Insurance Cartoon 5156: "The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered." An insurance agent says to a confused space alien, "Let me explain our simple insurance procedures with annuitized income options, riders with a living benefit, variable contract with fixed rate sub account offering a two day window without a surrender charge, the characteristics of variable universal life ... "

Pet Cartoon 6470: A dog has a small space ship in its mouth, and a cat has a small alien in its mouth. "While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia."

Education Cartoon 1790: "Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic." Space aliens on another planet look at a blackboard.

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Radio Cartoon 1229: An Astronomer says to another, "We just received an obscene radio message from planet Sigma Epsilon Khi."

Toilet Cartoon 1369: A couple with a space alien look at restroom signs with silhouettes for Men, Women, and Martians.

Language Cartoon 0383: A woman says to a space alien, "What an interesting accent? Is it Norwegian? Have you tried finding your roots?"

Cyberspace Cartoon 6736: "Will Robinson Finds Himself Lost in Cyberspace." A man middle of a flock of sheep and goats looks a computer screen that says, "Error, Error, Error."

Astronomer Cartoon 4612: An astronomer says to another, "Can we sue for disability payments due to extraterrestrial harassment?"

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.